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At stake: the human race
PLANET EARTH and the human race are heading for extinction, according to the alarmists. And they’re probably right, according to an evolutionary guru in the current Smithsonian Magazine.
An article explains, quoting Professor Wilson, 85. He has written more than 25 books on biodiversity. Some of these have changed scientific understanding of human nature and of how the living parts of the planet integrate.
Mass extinction of the human race is inevitable, he reckons. It will be Planet Earth’s sixth mass extinction. There have been five previous eliminations of a life form, best known being the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. (But didn’t crocodiles survive?).
Never mind, we’re all doomed anyway. If not immediately then within, say, another million years. But does the professor have a way to prevent human extinction? Yes he does. Simple in concept, unlikely to happen. The human race must abandon half the planet and enjoy everlasting life on Half Earth. This is the only way to stop humans killing the other animal and plant species which are vital to human existence.
Killing ourselves, mind you, might come before God or Nature do the job. Barbarism and war have been with us since the very first humans, and our deadly inventions improve all the time. I’m reminded of a tale by John Ivor.
Java’s Dream is fiction and set in the time of the earliest two-legged creatures. It ends on a hopeful note, yet here we are in the future and things have only got worse for humanity!
For this alone, Professor Wilson’s Half Earth suggestion sounds almost plausible.
Happy reading! from Cathy, week ending 5 Sept. 2014
IT is not difficult to think of 300 crazy politicians. Some countries have them all in one parliament, but who tops the list worldwide? We’ll know when British publisher Myrmidon releases the book it is now preparing. It is called, somewhat lengthily: The Fat Boy with the Bomb and 299 More of the World's Craziest Politicians.
No prize for recognising President Kim of North Korea. The 299 others are also much in public odium or mirth.
Variously, they have pronounced that women should refrain from laughter in public and that long hair saps the brain of energy. They have executed their girlfriends, volunteered to be blasted by water cannon, tried to drive Darwin from the classroom, or opposed cannabis legalisation while themselves imbibing crystal meth to get them through the day. They believe homosexuals destroy civilisation and that the world is just 4000 years old. And so on.
One page is dedicated to each politician, complete with full-colour caricature and the reason they qualify for lunacy.
Says Myrmidon: “Our medium-term goal is to make this an annual publication and something of a worldwide institution.”
The book is due for release on November 5, Bonfire Day, when folk celebrate the crazy who tried to blow up Britain’s Parliament along with the King and all MPs.
More fireworks might eventuate after publication. I can see 300 possible libel writs – paid for by myself and other captive taxpayers!
Charlie and the sexy cover
THE re-marketing of children’s books for adult readership takes a new twist with the release of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory within a sexy cover. What on earth was the publisher thinking of? Sales, that’s what.
Author Roald Dahl’s classic tale has content great for kids but it’s hardly steamy stuff and is unlikely to hold the interest of grownups beyond Page One. Undaunted, the publisher reckons that books sell by their cover. Take a look.What do I think? I think I would rather spend my money on a box of chocolates.
SOCIAL MEDIA: Good or bad for book readers?
Social media is the sheepdog of the new, crowd-loving Britain. It is the beast which manipulates minds and concentrates attention on a few favoured places, ideas, products and cultural works at the expense of others. No one discovers anything any more; it is all discovered for us. Social media works on the latest obsessive-compulsive disorder in us; the voice in us telling us we must do or see something because everyone else is telling us to. What has happened to the publishing industry is instructive. Social media has not quite killed off books; but they have killed off browsing while inflating sales of a few titles for which the only recommendation required is that 10 million people have already bought them. Whether these lucky books are actually read, as opposed to discussed in 140 characters, is another matter.
(By Ross Clark in Spectator magazine 2 Aug 2014. His full essay is at
http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9276831/individualism-is-dead/. Apart from books, Ross observes how social media affects the whole world).
Happy reading! from Cathy, week ending 29 August 2014.
Remembrance of things embellished
FOR all his mysterious ways to perform wonders, the Good Lord can’t change the past, but I can. Heavens! So can everyone else. Our magic wand is called nostalgia. Politicians, generals, showbiz idols, sports champions and others waft it wildly in recounting their long-gone years. To relive self-edited memories is a pleasure widespread, especially for the over 50s. More folk should write them down. I love memoirs that remember, or embellish, the joys and jeopardies of yesteryear.
What about ‘misery memoirs’, a genre currently pushed by some publishers? No thanks. Give me happy, give me funny, give me insight into little corners of mentally decorated history. And give me my own special memories, too, of people who shared my past. Just thinking of them now is a private entertainment. Boyfriends, teachers, workmates of long ago. . . where are they today? Alive and well in nostalgia, that’s where.
There are many notable recollections in print, but a few come to mind instantly.
nAngelas Ashes by Frank McCourt – amateurish yet sincere and hilarious -- set a new standard some years ago, while Beyond Nostalgia by Tom Winton is a recent Amazon bestseller. More to my liking, though, are the anecdotes (allegedly true) by George Macdonald Fraser in The Sheikh And The Dustbin and McAuslan in The Rough. Both cover his early years as a young soldier.
Meanwhile the big human comedy is philosophically served in Brat by Bryce McBryce.ﾠ
His funny recall of childhood in British Empire days is truly described as a literary gem, just one of the many delights to be found by searching online.Memoirs by women are listed at length in the Goodreads website, a selection guaranteed to please.
Thankfully, the internet has also made possible easy access to books from the past that describe their own past. I’m not just talking Proust. Remembrance of things, all sorts of things, occurs to each of us, and we all of us can enjoy our personal past or the published nostalgia of other people.
Reader vision counts
THE imagination of readers contributes to their enjoyment of a story. It’s the reason some people get more out of a novel than others. When you consider these differences, it also varies the vision one may have of fictional characters
In Paris Review there is an interesting article exploring the individual ways we see an author’s description. Itﾒs worth repeating.
Happy reading! from Cathy, week ending 22 August 2014.